Measurable Eternity

A known period of time that isn't really that long but still seems to take forever.

Examples:

The last day of school before summer vacation begins.

The last 10 minutes of work before a 3 day weekend.

Waiting through all the ads and trailers before the movie you went to see starts.

Any business meeting.

Our weekly staff meeting at work was another measurable eternity. With every minute that passed I could feel whole geological epochs passing.

by weasel1969 December 24, 2019

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by meme_dude_was_taken September 22, 2020

Ethan Hunt

1. Tom Cruise's secret agent character in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films. Brother of Mike Hunt.

2. Some guy who acts like he's a secret agent to pick up dumb blondes at the bar.

1. (Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt): "Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother. Now tell me where Mike Hunt is or I'll blow your fucking head off!" (confused foreigners argue about what Ethan Hunt is saying).

2. Hey, look, Clyde is using that old Ethan Hunt routine to pick up that Pam Anderson chick.

by Peter, Dick & Roger Moore May 25, 2006

EtOH

Grain alcohol, or the kind of alcohol in beer, wine and liquor. The short form EtOH is used by chemists to refer to the chemical, and medical doctors to refer to alcoholic beverages or the consumption thereof.

The term comes from organic chemistry nomenclature. Specifically, the "Et" refers to the "ethyl" group in grain alcohol, while the "OH" refers to the hydroxyl part of grain alcohol.

The doctor wrote "social EtOH" on the patient's chart after taking her history, after she said she was a social drinker.

by Oglesby Trelease July 15, 2010

Ethan

ethan is one word with thousands of meanings. hes the sweetest guy youll ever meet! he is very talented and enjoys sports a lot. not to mention that hes a crackhead, but also has a very soft side. he can be your 3 am thoughts or maybe even lose his driver license cause of driving you insane by his perfection! trust me, its IMPOSSIBLE to not fall for him. his heart is made out of pure gold while his mind is pure beauty. he may be protective, possessive and very jealous sometimes, but hes cute as fuck no matter how he acts. angry? stupid? nope, cant change my mind. epitome of perfection; ethan. perhaps the best boyfriend ever.

keyo: oh look, perfection is approaching us!

someone: you mean ethan?

keyo: yeah, man, shit i got a big fat crush on him

by ethan's stalker, keyo January 5, 2019

ethic

The knowing of the difference between right and wrong. A set of moral principles.

bosses, lawyers, and politicians have no knowledge of ethics. Or they just don't give a fuck.

by AYB October 18, 2003