dicker

Someone who imposes their dicketry rather emphatically.

*Guy answers door*

Mormon 1: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Mormon 2: I concur, and I'd also like to add: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Guy who wishes he never answered the door: ... Dickers.

by the amazing dr. ronzo August 13, 2010

duker

A form of slang for the word shit, crap, poop, ect.

I have a duker brewing, lets get.

by Dodsman July 30, 2004

upper decker

Unleashing the biggest load of crap in the top portion of the toilet.

"I wasn't able to get a beer at this party, so I took it upon myself to give him an upper decker in the toilet".

by mark abestin December 18, 2003

black n' decker pecker wrecker

when a black hoe sucks yo dick and makes it all bloody and fleshy

damn that black n' decker pecker wrecker put me in the hospital

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 8, 2011

Dunker's delight

Get yer missus to tilt her head back and open her mouth to its widest point. Now pour in milk until her mouth is full to the brim. Gently rests your cornhole on her nose and teabag her mouth on testy at a time so that your balls displace the milk making a fitting plopping noise. Keep teabagging until the milk is half gone then proceed to ram your cock right in there making sure to displace all the milk and choke the bitch

Wow the dunker's delight is better than digestives!

dunky dunky! That's how we do!

Fun for all the family with a dunka dunka

by feind87 May 30, 2008

dickerations

outfitting of the penis with ornamentation for national holidays. not piercing but ornaments

dickerations can include:

christmas: lights or ornaments hanging from the male member.
or
flag day: flag of your choice hanging from the love sword.

by double mint cum December 21, 2008

Dickerman syndrome

The uncontrollable Urge to undress the guy in front of you during class while making alot of noise and twitching.

Wow that guy must have Dickerman syndrome hes twitching and making alot of noise behind ted.

by Crazykev12 February 21, 2011