dicked in the ear

to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.

Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?

by joosen April 22, 2007

ass dicked

To be inebriated; "shit faced"

The other night I was so ASS DICKED I could barely stand up in order to hit on Jeff.

by Robin P. February 9, 2008

Black and Dicker

when a male receives a black ring around his penis during a blow job caused by his girls black lipstick.

I got a new tube of black lipstick honey, you up for a Black and Dicker?

by uberdami December 14, 2010

Dickenshit

A word used to describe an ass hole police officer. Coined from officer Dickensheet of Springfield MO PD.

I would have been ok if officer dickenshit wouldn't have kicked my ass.

by PartyPowder September 3, 2011

double dicker

I double dicker is an individual who poseses two dicks. This happens very rarely and is often documented in porno.

Wow I grew another penis last night!

Hey that makes you a double dicker.

by Lil' Shaq April 5, 2004

dicklejuice

one. a salty liquid that is exited through a penis.
two. another word for cum.
three. only people that like salt will highly enjoy this.

"hey do you like salt?!"
"ughh, yeah."
"HHAHAH! so then you like dicklejuice?"
"Whaaaa?"
(laughs and runs away)

by camay and sierra. December 26, 2008

dicklet

1. A little baby dick. One who simultaneously acts like a baby and a dick.
2. When a little child acts like a dick.
3. A piglet's penis.

He was acting like such a little shit and asshole today. He's a dicklet.

by Lindsay & Bubby November 18, 2016