Cover of Darkness

A covert farting technique that uses the stench of someone else's farts to mask your own.

Person #1: Ugh, did you smell Randy's farts last night?

Person #2: Yeah, they reeked but thankfully I was able to squeak out some of my own under the cover of darkness.

by rock_lobster February 09, 2010

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shot in the dark

Occurs when peeing late at night or early in the morning, (usually accompanied by an unfortunate boner) when the pee-er fails to turn on the light due to sleepiness - leading the pee-er to urinate in the darkness and get piss all over the floor.

Common responses include "fuck it" under the pee-ers' breath, but responses NEVER include cleaning the stray urine off the floor. (sometimes leaving the mother to clean it)

MOM - John, did you pee on the floor?

JOHN - Sorry, I took a shot in the dark

MOM - Fuck it

by JOHN JOHNSON Jinglesmith November 05, 2009

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Rainbow in the Dark

A homosexual that won't come out of the closet

Cody is a Rainbow in the Dark. I know it

by DizzyLizzy November 20, 2006

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Dark humor

Dark humor is when you make a joke about YOUR OWN trama.

Dark humor is when you make a joke about YOUR OWN trama.

u don’t need that explained 🤠

by Incel😼 July 15, 2020

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Dark Water

The worst movie ever made, in which absolutely nothing happens, although the entire movie soundtrack makes you think something is about to. Its name has become synonymus with describing the worst possible example of something.

George W. Bush is the Dark Water of US presidents.

by WakemasterC August 22, 2005

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