The Dandyman

A drastic change in someone’s life that led to them being dandy; just the goat

Hater:I doubt he can do that
Person with common sense: Of course he can he’s The Dandyman

by Bangout2121 November 23, 2021

dolphin dandruff

When the pussy skin is dry and chafing, leaving behind dead skin that smells fishy.

My boi: YOOOO i just smashed bro

Me:good shit fam.

My boi: YYEEEAAAHHH DUDE, I ate her booty pasta and her dolphin dandruff.

Me: too much information bro, how about you smoke my pine real quick to make me feel comfortable

by Oldbob cheese dick December 3, 2021

Nigga dander

Over 3 days of none showering dandruff of the skin and hair

I kissed my boyfriend's face with my tongue and said, "yo, you got the nigga dander"!

by anonymous December 11, 2021

MICHEAL DANDURAND

IS THE SEXIEST BRIDGE BUILDER ALIVE AND LOVES OLD TIMEY CLOTHING AND HAS A BEARD OF A god

YOU SEE THAT MAN THATS MOTHERFUCKING MICHEAL DANDURAND

by HOPEISGOOD December 14, 2021

Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.

Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.

by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021

Poop dandruff

the specks of crap/poop left behind on the further back side of the toilet, near the underside of the toilet bowl, normally caused by improper wiping

"Michael left poop dandruff on the toilet because he wiped wrong."

by Alex Censored May 30, 2022

Vandi Dandi

The Kamiamama has just left fortnite its my emo phase now.

Vandi Dandi needs braids

by Vandi Dandi October 18, 2022