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Cuntastic

cun-tas-tik

-adjective

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Cuntasticlity-noun

1. Wonderfully irritated.

2. Ill towards others do to being a cunt/bitch with something to prove.

- Normally female rookie police officers with no real crime to fight, fill the need to pursue law abiding citizens, make up events, and circumvent procedures to fuck up their lives.
Officer whore was very cuntastic when she charged three motorcyclist with reckless driving purely off witness statements such as the non driving cunt that failed to check her mirrors prior to changing lanes, causing a collision with the third motorcyclist.
by FriendlyMotorcyclist June 20, 2012
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Cuntage Overload

A hot woman who's personality is so cunty that it results in Cuntage Overload whiz overwhelms any attraction.
She was hot and I was interested in her before she opened her mouth and the cuntage overload turned me off.
by Took Rat September 24, 2016
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cunt-a-loon

A person with poor hygiene, lacking intelligence, and in general a real jack ass. They are not liked by any one and are highly obnoxious.
What a cunt-a-loon

Dude that guy behind you is a cunt-a-loon
by M Clay March 28, 2011
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cantarverous

A transitory sense of overall well-being stimulated by external and internal influences converging into a point of singularity for one to be at peace with the world and oneself.
This is cantarverous moment.
by o'flah July 3, 2011
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cantarelli

Damn look at that cantarelli
by your mom 223o938389 November 7, 2013
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Cantaloupe

That phatt headd

Alternatively, those jugs that makes you wanna stick your face right in them
Example 1:
"Oo baby, when I get home you best believe I finna licc that phine phat cantaloupe of yours right till it can't give no juice no more."

Example 2
"I saw Jamina yesterday"
"The one with the coconuts?"
"No, the one with them cantaloupes"
"YUSSSSS"
by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020
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pot contact highs

when you're hanging with a group of people and they are getting high and the smoke gets in your system and makes you feel high.
My friends were getting high last night and i think i got pot contact highs
by emily1234567892 October 18, 2008
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