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cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025
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Cuban sandwich

Often referring to the meme where a black guy sees a sign for Cuban sandwiches and says “A Cuban sandwich? Do I look Cuban to you?”
“De’quavious over there looks like he’d hate a Cuban sandwich
by Sixsevennn April 29, 2025
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Cuban Doll Rae

A video vixen from Louisville, Kentucky. She is the cousin of rapper Vory and has appeared on cover art for rapper Yung L.A. and in videos for Finesse2tymes.
I can't wait to go to the club and tip Cuban Doll Rae.
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Cuban porcupine dance

The act of sexual intercourse between a man and a fish (specifically a catfish)
You took a while fishing honey, what’d you do? The Cuban porcupine dance?
by Ldogsings May 10, 2025
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cubarsi

the heir to pique
yoo bro did you see cubarsi pocket vini yesterday?
by zorosenseofdirection October 18, 2025
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Cuckaashed

A man being cucked by his girl, with everyone aware except him, as he deludes himself into believing it never happened in order to maintain plausible deniability.
Akaash Singh got Cuckaashed by Jasleen
by homelandersuit December 4, 2025
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Cuckaash Simp

A person who regularly simps for, self depreciates for, and gets humiliated by their only sexual partner in life, while simultaneously getting cheated on by that person, drained financially, mentally, and emotionally, but NEVER physically. Their "partner", meanwhile, signals to other suiters that they are available and brags about having LOTS of experience.

A person who is both a "cuck" and a "simp" for a person what is not worth their time to such an extreme that they will become famous for it, if they aren't already in exchange for any career they can no longer have or have already lost because of the object of their desire.

(This is in regards to Akaash Singh, a comedian and friend of Andrew Schulz who co stars on the Flagrant Podcast. Akaash had many takes on cucking and how he's a better man than someone like Myron Gaines who represents the "red pill" because of how much more respect he has for women, even going so far as to call Myron a "neanderthal" for his beliefs... Then Akaash's wife gets super famous for all the wrong reasons, and it turns out she is not the sort of woman Akaash should be defending, let alone be married to. She has a bunch of skeletons in her college dorm room closet.)
You're not just any simp... You're a "Cuckaash Simp". Please wake up and smell the fish tacos.
by AwsmMayCry December 5, 2025
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