beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.

He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.

by MateoP April 1, 2008

Three o'clock face

The face you see on a person at work around three o'clock after the morning coffee has completely worn off. The expression illustrates extreme exhaustion with undertones of bewilderment and uncertainty.

Hey man go get some coffee and wipe off that Three o'clock face before the boss sees you like this

by PCaddy via Melisha December 21, 2008

Stupid O'Clock

Stupid O'Clock is any time after midnight and before 8AM, or hours outside of your natural waking life.
For example, if you have been kept up late and you feel as though you should be asleep, this is stupid O'clock.

See also, 'Stupid Early'.

He came to pick me up at stupid O'clock this morning.. I wan't even awake.

by Eric Booth November 17, 2010

Twelve o'clock

Name given to girls with 10/10 asses but you never see their face. Commonly used when you and your buddy are walking behind a fine ass and you casually call out 12:00 to signal your bud.

Matt: Hey Zach, 12:00
Zach: fucking hell twelve o'clock is ahead of us again
Matt: I want to see what she looks like
Zach: That would ruin the magic of a twelve o'clock

by Tyco_ February 28, 2017

Tick Tock Clock

A fucking stupid ass mother fucking level in super Mario 64 that doesn't make and fucking sense and should be abolished from this society as a whole

Guy 1: have you beaten Tick Tock Clock?
Guy 2: shut the fuck up you dumb bitch

by Acrobotic June 29, 2021

clock

The act of completing a video game or computer game completely

I clocked Super Mario Shoeshine in 3 days!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

death clock

The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...

I figured out when I will die on a death clock.

by LostInLife September 27, 2005