Sneeze Controller

The controller given to any player 2 by snotty teenagers, usually covered in snot, which dried along with the cheeto dust on it. You'd be very lucky if either of the sticks worked.
"Have you heard of William? He's a lovely guy"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"
by gently_QuacksQuacks June 18, 2023
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man control

A fictional version of Birth Control a man can take to make his sperm inactive for the day.
Joe-Dude I gotta go to the store for some condoms
James-why don't you just pop some MAN CONTROL?
by 2savge4u October 12, 2017
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the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
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soggy controller

Players gather around a controller and whi ever nuts last has to play with it for 8 hours.
I lost in soggy controller and the buttons were sticky!
by Shy Meme March 08, 2016
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Internal locus of control

The problem with these types of people is that ignore the fact that there are 9 billion extrenal loci of control either working with or against you are all times.
Hym "Internal locus of control or no, it isn't incumbent on me to exist alongside a surveillance apparatus just so that you can feel better about the fact that there is nothing you can do to stop me from murdering your kids. You don't feel that you have to intervene, but you only have 2 options. I'm just not going to allow you to get away with it. I will punish non-intervention. Every day that passes makes the only recourse you have less effective. If you want to hold someone accountable, do it to the people who's job it is to do what you aren't willing to do. Otherwise, go fuck yourself retard. If you wait until you're on the other side of it, it will be to late. If you see what is happening to me, you will have just as much recourse as I do."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2024
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GROUND CONTROL TRAP

when your DICK gets caught in the UNREAL ENGINE.
Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.
by DISTRAUGHT May 31, 2022
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