computer

Something that was once used exclusively to open Word documents (aside of surfing the Internet) when it started being widely used until as late as 2009 — as many of its users (at the time) happened to be ex-typewriter users, unlike how computers are used for a wide variety of applications nowadays

Back in 2009, my dad just used his computer to write Word documents and check his email, totally missing out on all the apps and games—he was like an ex-typewriter user stuck in the past!

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

computer clicky things

A technical term in the non-computer people world, also known as "tabs"

Tom's computer is running slowly, he has too many computer clicky things open

by Seaward-sausage4 June 1, 2022

Michigan computer

A 12 inch slide rule

Pass me the Michigan computer, I need it to solve this trig problem

by A Lockwork Orange September 23, 2022

computer slave

Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.

What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.

by vududady January 6, 2017

Computering

Doing stuff on a computer and forgetting about like every thing else

Sorry I was computering

by Overminer November 24, 2021

Computer

Computers are made so you can watch porn free and doesn't need a girl. (Porn)

Computer Is defined like Machine Made For Work On And Watch Porn At The Same Time

by ILOVEPORN1 May 12, 2020

OK COMPUTER

A good album

Normie: Yo bro you wanna listen to some Taylor Swift and Kanye West?
Radiohead Fan: Nah I'm listening to OK COMPUTER :sunglasses-face:
Normie: *Dies of death*

by Styx223 April 20, 2024