cheese baby

noun. describes the result when a large volume of melted cheese is consumed (eg: at a fondue party) before being washed down with cold lager, causing the cheese to solidify into a hard mass inside the host's stomach.

Mrs shovelbottom, we have diagnosed the problem; you have a cheese baby, or 'infantia casues' as it is known in medical circles

by moominX July 1, 2010

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Sourdough Cheese Sandwich

When a man performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection. The vagina will have the distinct aroma of freshly baked sourdough bread with the appearance of oozing warm Roquefort Cheese.

Heather: No oral tonight honey, I have a yeast infection.

Brian: Baby, did you forget how much I love your Sourdough Cheese Sandwiches?

by The Real Faulkner January 25, 2009

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put some cheese on that bitch

To make something better, as in putting a slice on cheese on a grilled hamburger. To "do it up" in a celebratory manner.

When we go out tonight we are going to "put some cheese on that bitch" and have ourselves a great time.

by JMese December 29, 2008

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famunda cheese

fam unda these NUTZZZZ, after days of not bathing.

You can find famunda cheese between these hairy nuts and the taint region.

by BOB December 11, 2003

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American cheese

Proof that oil and water DO mix after all.

This nasty-tasting, solidified soy oil is used as a substitute for real cheese, which at least has nutrition and is ACTUALLY digestible.

I made the terrible mistake of buying American cheese (hey, it cost half as much as Cheddar). The next day, I woke up with explosive diarrhea because that shit just went right through my digestive tract.

by sarcastic December 17, 2003

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