carrot

the king himself louis tomlinson said in his video diary i like girls who eat carrots
after that he received plenty of carrots

i didn't like that the definition of carrots on urban dictionary is insulting directioners

by pressedpplarefookinloosahs September 5, 2020

Cyber Carrot

The implication of performing a “blowjob” over the internet.

We haven’t met in person yet but she gave me a cyber carrot!

by crouchingtigerhiddensuprise May 2, 2021

bagged carrots

A blow job code name

“Hey wanna go bagged carrots?”

by Hamburgerhelper965 July 12, 2019

Carrot

1. Carrot - a long, orange vegetable that is rich in vitamin K and vitamin C as well as potassium. Carrot juice is also often used to dye foods, such as orange cheese.
2. An offensive thing to call someone with under 1000 followers on social media.

1. "I went to the doctor's and found out I was low in vitamin K, I'm now on a carrot diet."
2. "That fucking carrot kept using 'XD' after every sentence!"

by dank weedness October 18, 2016

Carrot vr

He is the most hottest beatiful man ever he plays vr and bad at it

Oooh it’s carrot vr

Deez nuts

by Yippie April 14, 2022

carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010

meat carrot

Man penis made for men

Now I want a Meat Carrot

by ManBuns April 20, 2022