Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock

A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider

by Ami Pond January 19, 2024

Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."

Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."

Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Coltman's Care

An institute where people go to get diddled.

Jamie always loved to go to Coltman's Care to see his favourites.

by Gulag hermit April 26, 2020

Honesty Home Health Care

A small home health care business looking forward to growing in Las Vegas, Nevada.

P1: Hey have you heard of Honesty Home Health Care?
P2: No, what is it?

P1: Well, it's a really nice home health care and I highly recommend it!
P2: Alright, thank you!

by Professional Care Provider September 11, 2020

Care

1. A sarcastic way of saying "I don't care."

2. An ironic form of saying "I don't care."

The differences are how they are conveyed in a particular situation, or who it is conveyed to.

Sarcasm : Person 1. "I can deadlift 430lbs" Person 2. "Care"

Irony/Sarcasm : Friend 1. "Guys, i just looked, and im down 75lbs now!" Friend 2. "Care" *all friends laugh*

Irony : Friend 1. "Yeah bro, i dropped 32 kills in warzone yest-" Person 1. "Warzone?! I love that game, i win every single game i play." Friend 2. "Care" *Friends laugh* Person 1. *confused* "Thanks, we should play some time!"

by ExplicitTaco January 3, 2022

care-y

When a girl gets all dramatic and cares about something WAY too much.

You’re being all care-y

She is being way too care-y about it

by Laxbro606 January 15, 2020

Jerry Care

When a woman has a sexual interest in a older man preferably 65+. Grey hair and wrinkled skin are a must.

Girl 1: Omg you won’t believe who Amy is sleeping with! Girl 2: Who? Girl 1:Well let’s just say she has a Jerry Care fetish. Girl 2: Omg that’s disgusting!!

by The Adversary January 22, 2021