Brenden

A thick bitch with a hell of a cock, I would rate it a 11/10 on size and girth. he is a pimp and not a simp, except for when it comes to valorant.

Source: My boy Brenden is him

Person one: did you see brenden today in those sweatpants?

person two: yeah, I can see his gigantic 3rd leg

by RicardoAlejandroRodriguez February 6, 2023

Brenden

Brenden is a funny guy who has dark brown hair and has matching brown eyes. He is a few inches taller than you and is always looking at you from across the classroom. He will always be making people laugh. He never skips class or is late which is pretty surprising. He wears miss matched outfits but it’s ok since he’s a teenage boy. Brenden is a person I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Person 1: wow who’s that sweet and funny guy?

Person 2: it’s Brenden!

by Queenluv3r6000 February 7, 2023

Bride

A female on your wedding day

The bride Walks down the hall

by 459395 March 28, 2023

bridesmaid

the first time you were ever a bridesmaid was probably for a very close families relative

well you must admit, wasn't really that fun

i was once a bridesmaid, but sadly couldn't enjoy it

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Brenden

An Eboy who enjoys making others suffer. He spends his time gaslighting innocent women on the internet. He is manipulative and hurts the people who love him. He spreads lies about his friends and ruins their reputation by saying they have a prom addiction. He is a closeted furry and most likely a homosexual. His favorite pastime is to lock women in his basement and feed them old, rotten meat. He is sadistic and has a foot fetish. Despite all this bad characteristics we still all love Brenden.

Ew you like feet? Are you a Brenden??

“Rio has a porn addiction” - something a Brenden would say

by Rio_therizzler May 21, 2023

braiden

Braiden is the sweet guy you become friends with. He's the guy who is your best friend and all always listens to you. He knows everything about you because he is so trustworthy. He is kind and perfect in every way possible, although he is just a tiny bit oblivious. He's the guy who you fall for in a short amount of time because you feel so safe with him. He's also the guy who will break your heart multiple times but you will always run back to him. He could burn you out and make you wish you were dead but im the end you will always forgive him because he will always have your heart and you will always love him (no matter how hard it is for to express it)

Girl: "Braiden is the love of my life!!!"
Best Friend: "BITCH I told you to block him because he's hurt you so many times. He's NOT good for you."
Girl: " I don't care!!! He makes me a better person and I love him 💗"

by his_addy June 19, 2023

Breeder Box

A (usually) large home generically designed for raising a brood of children. May separate the main bedroom and/or a den on a different floor from all the other bedrooms. Found principally in middle-class suburban neighborhoods near schools.

I'm retired now and we should downsize—the last thing I want is another breeder box!

by strangertotheground July 10, 2023