An brown girl trying to act black. Very selfish in terms and does everything to benefit oneself. Has no hopes and dreams but to have sex with everything she sees. Never feed her alcohol because she she gets drunk in the first five minutes of drinking. Very hard to control when drinking and completely yet blantly embrasses you in public. Very fake will be your friend one day, and your enemy the next. Waits till 12 am to show up when your trying to studying and is the only sound you'll hear until she leaves in the morning.
Hey Melissa, you know what time it is? Melissa says 12 am. Dana says oh no its her!!!. Melissa say what do u mean? *door rings* its the brachet Zohura
by ArabianNightsinghosttown January 6, 2015
Get the brachet mug.A girl or guy who gets hit on by many people but rejects everyone. If a BATCHFORD falls for that special someone theyre very lucky as this doesnt occur often. A BATCHFORD is a rare phenomenon that will like a variety of different things from hours of hardcore gaming to hours of dancing.
Bro1: im thinking of asking *name* out
Bro2: bruh shes a BATCHFORD!
Bro1: we've been talking for awhile..
Bro2: youre in for a treat, theyre gamers; go for it!
Bro2: bruh shes a BATCHFORD!
Bro1: we've been talking for awhile..
Bro2: youre in for a treat, theyre gamers; go for it!
by Theycallmethetruth January 11, 2015
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by slugsworth June 1, 2014
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1. a number of humans regarded as sets, or groups, based on quantity or interest, typically because they are not particularly worthy of one's time individually
1. a number of humans regarded as sets, or groups, based on quantity or interest, typically because they are not particularly worthy of one's time individually
by TheBigAL May 30, 2015
Get the batch mug.A chunky, lumpy, brontosaurus looking broad that claims to be a bad bitch. A batch is usually a bitch who looks like a batch of bitches stuffed into one big bitch. When a bunch of bitches huddle behind a camera to take a selfie, they are considered a batch.
John Smith: Dude what the fuck happened to your sofa?
Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.
John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.
Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.
John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.
Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??
John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!
"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"
Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!
John Smith: I think she's dead dude.
Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.
John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
Professor Cos: I had this batch on my sofa last night and she got hungry and ate a piece of the cushion.
John Smith: Holy shit, this is why I never allow pets in my house.
Professor Cos: I never had any pets over. I'm talking about the fat bitch who lives upstairs.
John Smith: Be careful Cos! A batch will eat anything that isn't tied down.
Professor Cos: Wait, what was that noise??
John Smith: Bro, there's a crack in your ceiling!!
"CREAK"...... "CRASH"......... "BANG"
Professor Cos: Holy Smokes!
John Smith: I think she's dead dude.
Professor Cos: Feed her Some Sofa.
John Smith: This is one heavy batch. I think she's gonna need like 3 sofas.
by Professor Cos December 4, 2015
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