Brandon

is the person that makes mistakes and is kind of funny but relay annoying

Brandon He is sometimes a kind guy and very annoying

by chilino February 22, 2017

Brandon

A fag

Look at that! It's a Brandon!!!!

by Arandomguy5709 September 24, 2016

Brandon

Brandon is the coolest guy on the planet! He knows all things and loves being active. He’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet and means every word he says so ya better believe it! He stands tall and prideful but not in a pompous way, rather he exudes confidence in such an elegant manner and will make you feel like you are the only person in the world with him. Brandon will love you like no other man can show you love. If you meet a Brandon, latch on like a tic on a dog because you’ll miss out on all of the beautiful adventures you will go on with him if you don’t.

Girl 1: “hey, is that Brandon over there?”
Girl 2: “yup, he’s a catch, I’ve heard.”
Girl 1: “I better get my ass over ther !”

by Sweet buns of steel February 5, 2018

Brandon

The act of being creepy around girls and asking for snaps. Don’t be a Brandon

Guy:Hey can I get your snap

Girl:I guess I don’t really like you

Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon

by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019

Brandon

a guy who is fat and pretends to be healthy by eating caesar salad and jogging for 5 minutes.

brandon u gay. - gabe itches

by datgaiboy6996 January 10, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a kind and intelligent boy who lives to do things with passion. He is good in bed and loves to show effection. Brandon will always be faithful and never let you down. Brandon's are the best type of boyfriends. But he's not just a good boyfreind he's is my freind and is always there to listen however there is rumours that's some Brandon's have an attention span of a horney duck🦆. I love you Brandon love from your boyfriends Mark xx

Him: you single?
Me: no

Him: who are you dating?
Me: I'm dating a Brandon 😍😍

by Top of bottom? 101 January 23, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a fresh african who sings to god everyday. He is usually the type of person to eat someones ass and never talk to them again. Brandon is the best person to hang with but the smelliest one.

Brandon is a retard

by penismuncher_123 March 1, 2020