brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head

I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird

by suckmyash September 5, 2015

Brain Pooped

when you exert so much focus or brain power that you lose all ability to function as a normal human being

Ex. Sarah was dumb, so after question 1 on the exam she became brain pooped.

by cmdrwest May 15, 2017

brain afterbirth

A loose measurement of how stupid, ridiculous, or retarded something is.

That kid has too much brain afterbirth.

The amount of brain afterbirth in that video was astounding.

by Zebora September 21, 2017

braindead monk

someone beyond braindead, to the point of acting like a monkey

"That kid is a braindead monk"
"Yeah he is so dumb."

by boterton December 31, 2017

brain pocket

When something gets stuck in your mind and you can't get rid of it, this is where it gets stuck.

I woke up with Post Malone in my brain pocket this morning

by Lorrington November 10, 2018

Brain Rotator

A device used to rotate your brain into a more favourable position.

Y'know what? You're being a bit of a dick. I think you need a brain rotator.

by The Pope of Paragraphs November 22, 2018

Braidon

A hand crafted specimen. Hide your Grandma, Sister, Mom, Aunt, Cousin,and 8 year old daughter. He is a manly man with an extended peepee.

OOH laaa laaa oh shit nvm its BRAIDON RUN!!!

by xxPooosySluyerxx February 21, 2019