by melodyq February 2, 2009
Get the Broke the chair mug.Combination of bro and invertigo. The act of being so unbro-ish to your fellow bros that you ruin the night. similar to cock-block.
Guy #1-God after Vince showed up I felt such brotigo I ended up going home.
Guy #2-I know! he really ruined my time at the party.
Guy #2-I know! he really ruined my time at the party.
by WTRPOLOSNPR November 12, 2010
Get the Brotigo mug.Almost the entire opposite to a fuckboy. This specimen lives entirely from the boys, and devotes their life to putting smiles on their friends faces, through particular acts such as shoey’s, rhinos and getting naked. The vocabulary of the breather isn’t extensive, it centralises around phrases such as “don’t dog the boys”, “yeah the boys” and “sup bro” accompanied with a head raise. Their particular way of life focusing on impressing other males, is usually used to mask feelings of inadequacy towards woman, this usually stems from a high school relationship that went sour because the breather decided to make themselves emotionally vulnerable (it won’t happen again, fuck you Stacey). Well the breather feels most comfortable sinking wets in an apartment in New Zealand funded through an extensive student loan, they are actually in Wellington, Dunedin ect…to go to University. They struggle to sit in a lecture theatre for more than 30 minutes, without retreating to the toilets to rail a line of pingers (which is most likely laundry powder), and due to this have already cost their upper middle class family over $2000 dollars in failed commerce papers. They will most likely be found wearing Huffer attire, and a Rodd & Gunn hat roaming the streets of a New Zealand city hungover on a Monday.
Girl 1 - "Did you finally talk to big Jock last night? He was looking pretty cute !"
Girl 2 - "No he was to busy doing a rhino, and stealing darts of Catelyn"
Girl 1 - "Oh, that sucks, I didn't know he was such a breather"
Girl 2 - "No he was to busy doing a rhino, and stealing darts of Catelyn"
Girl 1 - "Oh, that sucks, I didn't know he was such a breather"
by Breathersaurus September 13, 2018
Get the Breather mug.Main villain of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure's parts 1 ( Phantom Blood) and 3 (Stardust Crusaders). Often uses his battle cry ("MUDAMUDAMUDA") when kicks someone's ass.
Stops time, then "KURAE!" (throwing over9000 knives at his opponent), then time resumes and opponent's ass pwned . Dio Brando, guyz...
by Berdfedor February 15, 2015
Get the dio brando mug.the no jam bros are jeongyeon and chaeyoung of a popular korean girlgroup, TWICE. they save ugly photos of the other members on their phones, and love to troll nayeon. they are the most dorkiest, most coolest duo in the girlgroup. i don't make rules here.
by chaeyoung berry June 1, 2018
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Get the Broke ass nigga mug.A: "Lewis Hamilton is moving from Mercedes to Ferrari next year!"
B: "Where did you get your source from".
A: "Trust me bro"
B: "Where did you get your source from".
A: "Trust me bro"
by Why Do U Care What I'm Called October 19, 2021
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