boomer thinking 

Irrational and out-dated thoughts that are proffered by aging people of the Baby Boomer generation.

Boomer thinking is prevalent of aging boomers who should just retire but don't for fear of losing their work-centric identity.

Boomer: I do not believe in working from home or ever taking vacation.

Millenial: OK Boomer... that's obsolete Boomer thinking. Just retire.

boomer thinking by Barnacles have large penises August 19, 2023

boomer coma 

When you come home from work or after any strenuous activity and begin to doze off in your chair. The word comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boy with a beer in hand (boomer coma does not have to do with alcohol).

"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"

boomer coma by macklemurr September 2, 2023

boomer coma 

When someone comes home from work or other strenuous activity and dozes off in their chair. The term comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boys after a hard days of work.

"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"

boomer coma by macklemurr September 2, 2023

Boomer Humour 

Something that actually has comedic value. a Joke that will actually make you laugh if you have any sense of humour. Not some woke censored crap like Hannah Gadsby.

whingy soy boy: "thats boomer humour"
normal person: "thats why its so funny"

Boomer Humour by Issac B September 26, 2023

Boomer Barrier 

A group of two or more baby boomers creating a barrier, usually by talking in public spaces.

Hey Kyle! Watch out for the boomer barrier on aisle three!

Boomer Barrier by NannerMan420 December 7, 2023

Boomer-swooning 

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.

That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.

Boomer-swooning by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023

Boomer Panic 

Coined by a tiktoker, boomer panic is a widely known phenomenon where the older generation is seen to panic or lose their minds when confronted with any amount of stress or confusion.

Cashier: “Oh sorry maam we need you to swipe your card again”
Boomer unaware of how technology works will say/ scream “WHY DONT THIS DAMN THING WORK I WANT YOUR BOSS!! GOD DAMN KIDS CANT DO NOTHIN RIGHT!”

Cashier: “I can not deal with your boomer panic.” *quits retail job*.

Boomer Panic by Melina Furter. December 17, 2023