blind blizzard

When one's scalp is incredibly itchy, despite having used Head and Shoulders shampoo and having no dandruff. Usually used in recounting awkward stories.

Man, I had a bad case of blind blizzard during that last meeting.

by aca_tea January 7, 2016

Blimped

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Blind

Cant see a damn thing,you look like a dark tinted window

My nigga you are blind

by Dope,dude February 2, 2017

Blind bravery

Stupidity

Troy had some blind bravery when he pet that cat and almost died.

by boorawrpotato April 10, 2017

Blind

The disability of one where one can not see visual images happening in the real world.
It's really a good thing we have Braille, you know?

If you can read this, you're probably not blind.

by Smith dux Wurd July 13, 2017

blind chicken

a children’s game similar to marco polo, which involves you blindfolding someone and they have to act as a chicken and say blind, as the other people say chicken and run away, the person blindfolded needs to chase after the other people.

Hey Guys, let’s play blind chicken!

by thiccmamapaloma October 11, 2017

blind citing

The practice of citing to authorities that are either irrelevant or which do not support the proposition for which they are being cited. See also blind cite.

Instead of addressing the substance of my arguments, Jeff just continued blind citing me.

by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017