how to be beautiful

First of all you shouldn’t even be searching this because honey you are BEAUTIFUL you don’t need to look on a website on how to be beautiful, you are beautiful and I may not see you through this screen but I don’t care I know that you are beautiful and you are a beautiful person so if someone tells you you are not beautiful you can either A. Beat the shit out of them. Or B. Not give a shit what they say. Well you shouldn’t anyways. And yes i may be typing this while crying my eyes out because of how ugly and fat I am but I just want to let you know that you are beautiful and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

I don’t need to use “how to be beautiful” in a sentence because the person reading this is fucking GORGEOUS

by IsabellaRod_93 August 3, 2021

r.e.m beauty

r.e.m beauty is Ariana Grandes Make up line she already launched 2 Chapters!!!!! love it but its very expensive!!!! But cool

A:Did you know that Ari has a beauty line?
B: Yes ofc, its called r.e.m beauty

by Dangerous woman March 21, 2022

beautiful thing

Whatever meal you order from Harvey’s, you can call it your “beautiful thing,” and everyone else will catch the reference.

Bullwinkle: Hey there... Just ordered my beautiful thing...
Rocky: What beautiful thing?
Bullwinkle: Harvey's makes them that way!

by MrWhomstDVe March 19, 2020

beautiful mid

A woman who is pretty average looking but is very beautiful in her own way.

She is might be a cashier at a fast food place, or that one girl in class.

Whoever she is, you kinda wanna ask her out.

Guy 1: hey you know Jasmine. Idk why but she’s just so cute.
Guy 2: she’s kinda mid
Guy 1: I know, but the way she walks, talks and does her hair is sooo cute.
Guy 2: she’s miiiiiid
Guy 1: fine, she’s beautiful mid

by Mrmanta14 September 10, 2023

Booty Beauty

A girl who has an ass that wins beauty pagents, but a face that should be on radio.

You are likely to meet these kinds of girls at the courthouse, the parking lot at waffle house and Kid Rock concerts

Craig: DAAAYUM Daryl! Check out that chick, she is fine as spring wine!
Patrick: Yeah dog, she is a booty beauty for sure. Hit that if you need to but dont put a ring on it!
Craig ... word...

by TerryCowboy February 12, 2019

Black Beauty

A horse with a diamond in his forehead, and a white leg. He has a ridiculously long story about him

"Why, Black Beauty! Do you know me? It's Joe, the stable boy from Squire Gordon's place."

by Jennifer Caswell June 5, 2017

animalistic beauty

The proper term used to describe women with large breasts, wide hips, and a big ol' butt (OOOOHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!) This is because of her childbearing advantages over tighter-bodied women, which is animalistic male sexual attraction.

Guy 1: I don't know, man. She's got a cute face, but she'd be the biggest girl I've ever been with.
Guy 2: I think you should pork her anyways. She's got that animalistic beauty.

by MrFantasy422 March 13, 2014