Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sizer95deOlive

Jackie

A person who is unbelievably beautiful and wholesome. Just spending 5 minutes talking to this person is enough to boost your spirits.

Man 1: "Bro I met a Jackie today!"

Man 2: "You're a lucky man"

Merch

The nickname for the oldest living man in Venezuela from 04 October 2015 to 02 April 2024

"My uncle was the oldest living man in Venezuela for nearly 9 years. He was called... Papa Vicente"

Merch

A person or an object defined by great beauty

"Wow, Jackie is so beautiful."

Merch

A person that loves retro gaming, fast food, and doing a whole lot of nothing.

Dude #1: That one guy from up north is fun to game with.

Dude #2: He must be a Sizernino

Merch

1) Mushy sweet stuff you eat for breakfast

2) A nickname for cute, sweet, little Jackie

1. I'm gonna eat a big bowl of cereal for breakfast this morning. Scratch that. Make it a VERY big bowl.

Merch