Sweaty bastard

Someone that tries that little bit too hard

'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'

by The Noel Man November 15, 2017

Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7

I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer

by ThaSickUcker February 8, 2018

weird bastard

A weird bastard is one of those people you just look at and know they are on another level of weird. There is weird... then there’s weird bastard!

You know that Brad dude? He’s a weird bastard.

by bsmores May 28, 2018

Fat bastard syndrome

When someone is a lazy bones and eats and sleeps 25/8

Keira has fatbastard syndrome she hasn’t left her bed all day fat bastard syndrome will become really fat bastard syndrome when some one is a really fat bastard

by Haha its me bish July 2, 2018

grimey bastards

A dirty or messed up, the do you wrong type of guy, the idc about any girl, just a Mr.WasteMyTime

Damn, fuck those grimey bastards, they really fucked us over

by Josborne2:12 March 12, 2018

Pig Bastard

A police officer

Fucking pig bastard

by puumbaz May 27, 2019

Bone Bastard

A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.

John Did you see bone bastard last night, Yeah Jim he was fucking scary looking

by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019