Quarter Pound Baked

Being so high that a Mcdonalds Quarter Pound Burger tastes Amazing.

Michael: O.M.G this quarter Pound Burger tastes like the best food I have ever had

Frank: damn dude, your fucking baked, anything must taste like heaven.

Michael: Let's just say I'm Quarter Pound Baked

by Jayy-Tizzle June 15, 2011

Bard

One who plays bass and has one extremely awesome baby toe.

"Viva la Bard"

"Bard is B-rad!"

by Heidi April 12, 2004

Baked Ziti

Sloppy rough drunk sexual intercourse usually involving a little blood.

You hungry for some late night? I've got leftover baked ziti waiting for you at my place.

I had the best baked ziti last night.
I bet, it sounded good.
Only negative was I got it all over my shirt.

by Scotchchucker April 14, 2009

Baked Noodle

The Baked Noodle refers to a pathetically limp penis being baked in a vagina that is most likely bored, probabaly somewhat sleepy, and definately bone dry. This emasculating manevour is reserved for only the most miserable of shrimp dicks. However, the shrimp dick that manages to blow his load desipite his noodle being baked takes admirable resliance. Despite such tremendous effort, the Baked Noodle remains distressing and worthless.

The man starts of strong. His noodle is impressively stout. However, his lack of brawn, grit, and possible gayness results in his noodle being cooked. This an unbelievable and utterly mornful scenerio. He is no longer a man, and most reteat in complete and terrible shame. His only chance at some mild form of redemtion is to force, no, strain his Baked Noodle into a deplorable, weak orgasm. Although he has blown his load, he has left his woman completely unsatisfied and most likely a little disgusted.

by CavemanBossDoot July 7, 2011

Bardia

Bardia is the most weird guy you will ever meat. Bardia is the guy who takes the most L's in the entire world. Bardia thinks he is so cool, but in reality he is the most weird guy and he is terrible at everything. If you see a Bardia in a gym, you know all the heavy weights are free since he only uses the single pounds ones. Bardia is always walking around in the change room and taking his shirt off and flexing his ribs, because he has no muscles.

bardia, stop talking no one cares.
Just stop being a bardia

by jdahjh\ May 8, 2019

Bardi gang

Bardi gang is cardi's fandom. Very sweet, loyal creators who loves every cardi b's move and thing

Bardi gang is the sweetest fandom

by Meeras:/ December 4, 2021

spoony bard

Can be said of a retard, since the original character that said it really meant to insult. Also, these people tend to think they are the pope, and look like retards with plastic bags over their heads.

Spoony bard is synonymous with retard or manbuttsechs.

by Voorg January 26, 2009