Dick Gumshoe

The biggest Miles Edgeworth simp bigger than Ema Skye

Jack: Who’s your favorite ace attorney character

Orange: Dick Gumshoe

by Thatonebi_bitch October 1, 2021

No dick, no nuts

in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.

Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!

by whamcity August 29, 2012

nut dick

When a guy ejaculates in a females vagina and leaves it in for a few minutes before he pulls out his penis. He then goes in about his day without showering, and the pussy juice and cum dries up on his dick. He now has nut dick.

Bro before I got here I busted a nut in my girl. Now I got nut dick.

by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018

Relationship dick

The kind of dick that’s so good, you’ll risk it all! Even if you’re not in a relationship, the dick will have you ready to give up your singleness.

Girl!! He got that relationship dick!! Bout to make me cut EVERYBODY off!!

by Honey Dip 💋 April 20, 2018

Goober Dick

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.

Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today

by John_465 August 19, 2016

Proper Dicking

When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.

Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"

Friend: "Very well"

by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013

dick weevil

One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.

"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."

by MrBQ June 30, 2014