1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are
"We have a winner! The guy with the xxxxl white T shirt and cock-eyed pinwheel hat wins line beard of the night award!"
by chauncey July 20, 2004
The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.
Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.
Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.
by hezzzer April 05, 2011
A well groomed beard worn by male business professionals. Usually shaped, not thick, no facial hair under the jaw line, ass well keep as the hair a top their head, their beard is a extention of the hair on the top of their head, and good chance hair dye is used to hide the grey and white hairs in their beard.
by Secrect Destroyer September 19, 2010
by Bridget MC December 18, 2007
Any occurance of a ball sack resting on someone's chin while giving head, normally associated with hetrosexual fellatio. Can also refer to any female with exceptionally large vaginal lips/labia receiving cunnilingus.
Although it was Susie's first time giving a blow bob, Melvin decided to shove it deeply down her throat, and give her the old meat beard.
That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.
That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.
by Hydrokronix July 14, 2006
by Eaton MiWright September 02, 2011
It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.
He is the captain of a grand shipscht.
He is the captain of a grand shipscht.
"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "
by Kenscht February 16, 2007