Everyone knows that when two lesbians, in a relationship, cannot stop fighting over which one gets to be the butch, they have to have a tiebreaker to come to a final conclusion. This tie breaker consists of one Rug-muncher sticking a randomly chosen object into her vagina. After completing this initial act, the other Fur-burger Bandit must repeat the previous Whisker-biscuit Eater’s random act of object insertion. As this tiebreaker continues, the objects become larger, and more obscure, until one half of the “Dildo Duo” cannot totally engulf something the other one did; thus creating a single elimination, one letter game, of Dike Horse.
With that being said…A “Suisie’s Checkmate” occurs when Lesbian #1 offers a medium sized zucchini as her second choice of object, after just completing Round One with a small, but textured, mini Mag-Lite Handle. Knowing that Lesbian #2 will have no problem with the zucchini, but will take her slightly longer to fully engulf, she then positions herself behind the anti pole-smoker, and proceeds to use WWF Super Star Sergeant Slaughter’s “Cobra Clutch” to render her unconscious. Finally Lesbian #1 squats over Lesbian #2’s face, and pees all over her face as hard as she can (female cat style). Thus doing so, Lesbian #1 marks her territory over Lesbian #2, and is crowned the “Butch Dike” of the relationship.
With that being said…A “Suisie’s Checkmate” occurs when Lesbian #1 offers a medium sized zucchini as her second choice of object, after just completing Round One with a small, but textured, mini Mag-Lite Handle. Knowing that Lesbian #2 will have no problem with the zucchini, but will take her slightly longer to fully engulf, she then positions herself behind the anti pole-smoker, and proceeds to use WWF Super Star Sergeant Slaughter’s “Cobra Clutch” to render her unconscious. Finally Lesbian #1 squats over Lesbian #2’s face, and pees all over her face as hard as she can (female cat style). Thus doing so, Lesbian #1 marks her territory over Lesbian #2, and is crowned the “Butch Dike” of the relationship.
Marla and Janine had been dating for about six months. Their love for each other was obviously undeniable. Unfortunately, the all-too-common lesbian relationship quandary presented itself, and they could not agree on who was the “Butch” of their relationship. Like all female homosexual couples presented with this problem, they proceeded with an Internationally Sanctioned Dover Dual. Unfortunately, what Janine did not realize, was how competitive and cut-throat her masculine, yet quite demure, lover Marla was. Janine proceeded to attempt a medium sized zucchini, when out of nowhere Marla pounced on her from behind and gave her a "Susie's Checkmate" . Nationally criticized Dover Dual Referee Bob Combo ruled it a clean win, and Marla was dubbed “King Strap-On Pitcher” of the relationship. After coming to, Janine stood up (piss dripping off her ear lobes) and realized she was doomed to be the “Rubber-Fist Catcher”, for the remainder of their female fiasco.
by Bob Combo January 3, 2011
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Sometimes, people tend to overthink things, making problems larger or more unfixable in their heads than they really are. This is the opposite of that. This is making an attempt to understand what you see in the simplest terms, and come up (likely really stupid) plans that somehow work. May involve throwing things, people, or yourself.
Derives from a reoccurring battle option in Deltarune, in which Susie's ideas are indeed crazy but end up being the most effective, anyway. ̶I̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶u̶i̶c̶i̶d̶a̶l̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶C̶h̶a̶p̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶4̶
Derives from a reoccurring battle option in Deltarune, in which Susie's ideas are indeed crazy but end up being the most effective, anyway. ̶I̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶u̶i̶c̶i̶d̶a̶l̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶C̶h̶a̶p̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶4̶
S: "Kris! I got an idea... But, uh... You're gonna have to put your life in my hands... Kinda, literally. ...Damn, what am I asking for!? We both know I got this, right!? Let's go!!"
*Your soul is shining... a new ACT appeared!
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Sleepy: Hey bro: I gotta shoot the homey Shakes the Clown a couple soups!
Stranger: No can do homey! He got shipped out to Suzie's House on the Grey Goose!
Sleepy: He must have fucked up big time to get sent upstate!
Stranger: Uh huh. He blew out Diesel's cheeks!
Stranger: No can do homey! He got shipped out to Suzie's House on the Grey Goose!
Sleepy: He must have fucked up big time to get sent upstate!
Stranger: Uh huh. He blew out Diesel's cheeks!
by ZXY&ABC April 26, 2020
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In some circumstances it may even result in an unwarranted refund of money.
In some circumstances it may even result in an unwarranted refund of money.
Stuart apologised to Susie sincerely for what he had done, but on reflection realised he hadn't done anything wrong at all. She had been the perpetrator. He'd given her a Susie-sorry; an unbefitting apology.
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