Irish wee

To leave a party or restaurant quietly without anyone knowing, skipping a bill, or disappearing from a gathering

“Mike did an Irish wee and was gone by 9pm!”
“She disappeared before the bill came out, must have done an Irish wee to avoid paying!”

by Rikku87 December 17, 2024

Wee knockers

When the male wee knocks the female in the face with his ding dong! Wee Knockers!

Colton wee knocked Jakobi right in the nose! Wee Knockers!

by Donkey slayer February 14, 2017

deeped ip the wee

quite simply to be fucked up the ass :’)

“so did he deeped you ip the wee?”
“god my man deeped me ip the wee so hard last night”
“i didn’t study for this test…i’m so deeped ip the wee.”

by marindi September 4, 2023

wee bubs

someone you simp over

“do you like him?”

“yeah he’s my wee bubs”

by eat this dick.com February 25, 2021

Pee-wee Moment

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).

"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."

by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023

Wee wee sausage

A term used to describe a girthy, round, and abnormaly large dog. The first part of the term, ''wee wee'' because pigs make a wee sound when they squeal. Man, I love wee wee sausages.

Stacy: Hey John! Look at that wee wee sausage over there!
John: Woah Stacy! That's quite the wee wee sausage.
Stacy: I love wee wee sausages.
John: Me too.

by shilohistired July 15, 2023

Magic wee

When you are going on a long trip and don't need a wee but you try to go anyway incase there is a magic one in there

Magic wee time kids, we have going to be in the car for 2 hours

by Louskilou October 2, 2016