Valentine 2019

A chocolate cake with strawberry filling and cinnamon icing. Sharing love, loyalty. It can be a partner, best friend or sibling!

Yahya was Iman’s Valentine 2019 ( they shared a cake)

by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019

Valentina

Weird ass girl who gets A+ in all grades but PE. Has very short temper and outbursts with ease. Very cocky and swimming in hormones.

Ewww, is that Valentina

OMG it is, ewww, disgusting

by Carpet buster April 27, 2019

Valentine’s Day Baby

1. A person who was born in November, therefore conceived in February.

2. The reason why there are so many November birthdays.

Hey isn’t your birthday in November? You’re a Valentine’s Day baby, hahaha!!!

by icd0214 June 2, 2019

Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!

John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"

by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019

valentine

a miserable day for all of the single masochists out there who think that it would be fun going outside on a valentines day with a kit-kat bar

friend: "Hey! Wanna hang out with me today? It is valentines day after all"
a masochist: "Nah, I'm outta kit-kat"
friend: "what the frick?"

by Rua the persian road September 30, 2019

Valentin B.

Current and longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus.
Very white and very blond.
Still hasn't beaten Ludwig the accursed

A:"Hey, have you heard of Valentin B.?"
B:"No, who is he?"
A:"The longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus you imbecile."

by Oji_DaKu October 8, 2019

Valentina Harbour

SUPER HOT GIRL SUPER cool funny bad nose

Val, you’re such a Valentina Harbour!

by I wasdffff December 17, 2019