twat burger 

A total bitch who thinks she knows it all, is selfish, and thinks she is hot when really she is a fat, bloated, dumb broad.

Look at that stupid twat burger, she is such a bitch.

twat burger by Deek Slater December 26, 2007

twat bashing 

Twatbashing
1: hard vaginal sex
2: beating up idiots ie twats
vag sex bollocks

"ouch i'm so sore collin gave me a right twat bashing last night"

" hey dave i'm so bored lets go out twat bashing"

twat bashing by Lady Amu September 26, 2006

twat knuckles  

an insult that you call a female, or a male who has had a sex change, when they finger themselves frequently.

Man, look at Serena over there digging in her pants, damn "twat knuckles "

twat knuckles by Jaime M. Tyler January 14, 2009

twat waffle

a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.

Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.

twat waffle by Sacul Iksok October 11, 2007

twat-twister 

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.

She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.

twat-twister by mikmarsalv January 17, 2008

twat sauce 

the sauce of a twat

all that twat sauce came out of her twat

twat sauce by no dice5 January 13, 2009

twat shammy 

Another, and much more appropriate, name for the woman's sanitary pad used during menstruation.

Remind me to pack a twat shammy in my purse, as I should get my period this week.

twat shammy by makomark13 February 21, 2009