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jive turkey

Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.
Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. Jerk.
Know it all but not really.

Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.
by shavov5 December 28, 2013
mugGet the jive turkeymug.

Turkey Day

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!
"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."
by that guy November 26, 2003
mugGet the Turkey Daymug.

turkey club

when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle
john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day
by lee November 16, 2004
mugGet the turkey clubmug.

Turkey dick

A person, male or female, who pisses you off or is acting like a prick.
Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!
by Juan_Carlito September 2, 2021
mugGet the Turkey dickmug.

Turkey Hunting

The act of drinkg in one sitting an entire bottle of Wild Turkey 101. Can be used in the course of drinking games and/or other social gatherings and may involve more than one person.
"So, who wants to go Turkey Hunting tonight?"
by Ignoratio Elenchi November 18, 2007
mugGet the Turkey Huntingmug.

Turkey ball

(to turkey ball, verb):
To glare or stare at a person or group of people with rebuke, disdain, or disapproval.
Did you see that guy turkey balling me?
by thebmarinara August 22, 2012
mugGet the Turkey ballmug.

Turkey Deepthroat

When he cums in your mouth while deepthroating and you gargle and gobble while continuing to deepthroat
I deepthroated Mike and he shot his load in my mouth and i started making noises, sounding like i was gobbling. he said i was Turkey Deepthroat ing
by SiN-The-Urban-Legend November 9, 2021
mugGet the Turkey Deepthroatmug.

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