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Eisenhower Tunnel Challenge

The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participant’s advantage.

Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.

There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!

Lee-yah: did what?

A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!

Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
by itsbusted August 7, 2023
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in a tunnel

Drunk as fuck! Like to the point where you only care about yourself and how you are going to get more beer.
"Dude, Josh was definitely in a tunnel last night!"
"I know, he was so unbelievably wasted"

"Stop acting dumb, you're in a tunnel tonight"
"I am not i just want beer"
by welldamnthatsalowprice July 31, 2013
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Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel

An innovative variant on the famed Golden Gate Bridge. It is a sexual act involving 2 girls and 2 guys. The 1st guy on the far side of the bed is doing one of the girls doggy style (The start of the Bridge/tunnel). The girl he's doing is performing cunnilingus on the other girl (the tunnel, 'cuz she's down under) The girl receiving head is performing fellatio on the other guys, on the other side of the bed, completing the bridge tunnel.
Yo! Me and my boy ran a Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel on our girls at the Motel 6 last night!
by YankeeFanToo February 16, 2020
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Dick tunnel

When the dick interns the hurry pussy
by Marioqueshalovedick May 11, 2016
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thumbal tunnel syndrome

a medical condition resulting in numbness and possible paralysis in the thumbs and wrists from excessive texting or Blackberry use.
Dude, I have thumbal tunnel syndrome from sexting with Sarah last night.
by Peeper1818 February 4, 2010
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Tunnel Arm

The act of a man shoving his arm in his ladies anus, elbow deep. Upon pulling it out, one will create the illusion of a tunnel for an asshole.
Melvin: Hey Geoffrey what is the matter? Your arm looks at little sore...

Geoffrey: Yah its sore Melvin, I had a serious case of Tunnel Arm last night.
by A. Giacs September 9, 2018
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Wind tunnel

Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull
Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?
by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019
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