Turtlebomb

To deficate upon a person from a distance of one story up or higher.

Tim, "Is that an ass hanging out that 3rd story window?"

Bill, "LOOK OUT! It's a Turtlebomb!"

Turtlebomb by Washudoin January 21, 2009

Turtle Egg 

When you're on the beach and have to take a piss but don't want to go into the water. Instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.

I was so hungover on the beach I didn't even wanna move, so I just laid a turtle egg instead.

Turtle Egg by smashuri November 2, 2010

Turtle Hopper 

When you are almost to a restroom door/stall and someone cuts in front of you and takes the last spot forcing you to seek out a new place to go.

I was en route to take a huge crap when some turtle hopper jumped in front of me. The turtle was peaking out but I managed to contain him long enough to find another place to go.

Turtle Hopper by Greenmind July 1, 2011

turtle head

when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head

man, i have a turtle head but there aren't any bathrooms here

turtle head by turtledude September 20, 2013

turtle hunting 

The act of pushing a shit out of your ass and pulling it back up inside, resembling that of a turtle head.

I went hardcore turtle hunting last night. It weighed at least three pounds.

turtle hunting by BlakeTheSnakeDager March 6, 2016

turtle hug 

Laying on your back while hugging the person next to you who is also on their back.

"They gave us funny looks when we spontaneously turtle hugged at the zoo."

turtle hug by DDeathlonger April 13, 2016

Turtle Necking 

When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.

Dude, I gotta shit so bad I am Turtle Necking!!!

Turtle Necking by MizRizz March 7, 2017