colon roach

A person who licks/eats ass.

The boy scout leader was a colon roach.

by Turtledude October 19, 2008

assleach

A person who loves to suck ass.

Elvis was an assleach. He just loved the taste and couldn't get enough.

by Turtledude October 19, 2008

turtle head

when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head

man, i have a turtle head but there aren't any bathrooms here

by turtledude September 20, 2013