Turtle Blasting

When you are fucking a chicks tits a you blow a load on her chin and or tits.

"Man i was Turtle Blasting this hooker last night and DAM did i cover her with my man juice".

by MasterofTits November 19, 2009

Turtleblast

When in desperate need of a shit, the Turtleblast is the name given to the fart where spray seeps around the edge of a shit-in-waiting, and is discharged as a fine mist.

"I was 69'ing this girl the other day when i totally got Tutleblasted in the face!"

"Dude that Turtleblast residue stained my wall!"

by Snizzbitz May 18, 2010

Trelepticus

Adjective: the coolest thing you've ever done; rediculously awesome; epic; super sweet; super stellar; crazy cool

Dude that party last night was TRELEPTICUS! It was totally awesome!

by Samwhich July 4, 2010

Turtle Burglar

A person who has to poop so badly that others notice. Like a turtle head is about to emerge.

"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"

by Rock Tomskin & Notorious GREG August 2, 2012

tralex

Probably the coolest guy you will ever meet. He is the definitely loyal and the best brother anyone could ever ask for. He definitely has rhythm and can rap like it's nobody's business. You definitely don't want to cross him if you have a knack for making fun of someone he's close to.

That dude is so Tralex. He be spittin' like crazy!

by Crackary October 22, 2012

turtle headin it

When you have to defecate so badly that the poop is coming in and out like a turtle head goes in and out if its shell. Synonymous to "prairie doggin it"

I don't think I can finish this five mile run man, I'm turtle headin it bad!!

by definetheworld November 29, 2014

Turtle rub

When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.

Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.

by Quix Skate October 22, 2016