Toronto Ketchup Fingers

When you finger a girl on her period, you wipe your fingers on a burger, and you eat it with your partner while masturbating.

I gave my girl the Toronto Ketchup Fingers during dinner yesterday.

by BigFungus88 March 20, 2024

Toonetic

Having cartoon-like qualities in physical appearance, personality, mannerisms and/or manner of speaking.

Derived from "toyetic."

"Amy's long, black hair and large, bright eyes make her look like a cartoon character!"
"I know, she's very toonetic."

by 13deadkidzz March 30, 2024

Torontawful

Canada's worst and most expensive city located in the province of Onterrible.

I hate living in Torontawful. The pungent oder of rotting garbage and farts fills my nose as I commute 4 hours to and from work just to lose money. People who love Torontawful or dullards.

by Charlie757473 April 26, 2024

Toronto Pickpocket

When someone aqucires feces, usually their own, and stealthily places the shit in someone else's pants.

I can't believe I tool Debra out on a date and she gave me the Toronto pickpocket.

by Zimothy6372 May 14, 2024

Toontat

Toontat, noun. A tattoo depicting a well-known cartoon character. Popular toontats are Betty Boop, Tweety, Bugs Bunny, the Road Runner, and the Tazmanian Devil.

Toontat, verb. To ink someone with the image of a toon. Men who see themselves as forceful are likely to get Foghorn Leghorn, Taz, or Yosemite Sam. Women often get inked with Jessica Rabbit, Tweety, or Betty Boop

Big Al was really into his toontats. Foghorn Leghorn stood proudly on his upper right arm; Al called that his 10-inch cock. Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam glared at each other on his back, and Homer Simpson held a Duff beer on Al's ample belly. His wife had Mickey and Minnie Mouse on her breasts.

by Oliver Faltz May 21, 2024

Toonized

Turned or having traits to a cartoon or animated character

"It's amazing how I'm toonized! Screw you physics!"

by XinonToonGuy June 20, 2024

Toronto Mudpie

A person squats above someone else's chest and proceeds to defecate on their chest, trying their best to stack the shit as high as possible.

"Yo John!"

"What's up Ed?
"Remember that Ukrainian girl from down South? Well she gave me the old Toronto Mudpie last night! Shit was wicked!"
"Oh hell yeah bro"

by BloodboundCentral January 10, 2025