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Geriatric Roulette

Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.
Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.
by FatGimp December 16, 2019
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Card Roulette

Card roulette. Usually played at restaurants, shopping centres, or supermarkets where a group of 2+ people cannot choose who has to pay, instead of quarrelling they ask the waiter/waitress, person behind the counter etc to pick a card, whoever’s card is picked has to pay.
I don’t want to pay either! Why don’t we just do card roulette?”
by definitionzzzz February 26, 2020
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Dad roulette

You and your friends mix your cum together and inject it into a (consenting) woman. whenever the baby is born get a dna test done and whoever is the dad wins.
Yo you tryna play a game of dad roulette?
by Watch "cool as ice" December 18, 2020
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Amsterdam Roulette

A very dangerous game! Involves a threesome or orgy with at least one guy and multiple women, and penetration is taken in turns. The dangerous part? Gentlemen are not allowed to wear condoms, any nut could be busted at any point. Named for Amsterdam, sex capital of the world.
Guy 1: Fuck dude, I’m stressed.
Guy 2: Why what’s up man?
Guy 1: Remember when we played Amsterdam Roulette last Friday night?
Guy 2: Yeah that was awesome!
Guy 1: Yeah for YOU! I forgot which woman I busted in!
by @dawiseguy@Westside March 6, 2021
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Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)
"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"
by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023
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Pump Roulette

The name of the game of trying to land the gas price or gallons number exactly on .00 when filling up.
by Interius July 16, 2021
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Urban Dictionary roulette

A game where you press the “random” button on urban dictionary over and over with your friend(s), and share your findings with eachother.
Urban Dictionary roulette is a great way to kill a couple hours with the boys.
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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