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Russian Roulette

Its basically just the russian version of tag, the kids play it all the time, especially while sipping their vodka juice boxes, and petting their pet polar bear, ye know the usual

unlike tag instead of getting ppl with their hands they use this toy thing called a revolver, and instead of chasing each other and tagging them they take the revolver, put this harmless thing called a bullet, and only 1 btw, then while pointing at themselves, or others, they spin the wheel inside to "decide" the fate of the one the gun err "toy" is pointing at and then they pull the trigger, anyway what happens next isnt important, all in all its a fun russian game especially for kids and only 1 in 6 people have died in the process, not a very big deal
Russian Dude: Hey kids, wanna play russian roulette? i have revolver toy only 1/6 death
American: HOLY SHIT I THOUGH GUNS WERE ONLY FOR SHOOTINGS
Russian: gun? ah no that toy, this is gun
*pulls out minigun*
American: bro what happened to the revolver
by rick.astley69@gmail.com May 13, 2022
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Bakersfield Roulette

When you hook up with a person with the same last name as you and then hope you aren't related after she gets pregnant.
I played Bakersfield Roulette with that girl from the party. Pregnancy test was positive so now we waiting on the 23 and me.
by TheChanLovesMe April 6, 2021
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Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.
I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.She called the ebg for assistance
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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WhatsApp Roulette

The adults only game were you film homemade porn with your partner. You quickly flick through your contacts on Whatsapp until someone say stop. Where it lands determines which lucky recipient gets sent the video and pics.
Kym: "Fancy playing Whatsapp roulette with this facial video?"
Ali: "Just make sure it doesn't get sent to my grandmother this time"
Kym: "Spin those wheels, Daddy"
by Alexmate October 17, 2022
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Pregnancy Roulette

When five guys ejaculate into a small cup, then the cum is mixed, and pored into a woman’s vagina.
Nobody knows who the father is until a DNA test is taken 9 months later.
I can’t decide who I want to be the father of my children, let’s play pregnancy roulette!
by huddymenz December 9, 2024
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Russian Roulette

To describe someone taking a very dangerous risk that could have catastrophic or possibly fatal consequences
You would be playing Russian Roulette to go straight through the give-way line at a closed junction without looking.
by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2023
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american roulette

like the russian counterpart you use a glock. Take turns untill one person is alive
"Lets play american roulette! The winner does the dishes"

"Im bored, lets play american roulette!"
by ThatAnnoyingKidOnCOD January 11, 2021
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