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nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.
I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.
by bluelagoon January 15, 2010
mugGet the nine wipesmug.

eight eyed sixty nine

When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas
patrick and nancy are in the other room giving the eight eyed sixty nine
by sack o' potatoes September 30, 2011
mugGet the eight eyed sixty ninemug.
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Nine-Driving

When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.
Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."

Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"

Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."

Guy2 : "Oh shit."
by Mike Tysons Lisp October 27, 2018
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Nine-Side

The act of throwing a small, hard object, preferably a nine-sided die at one's exposed toes, in the hopes of hitting the knuckle of the toe, inciting a rather painful experience on the victim.
Guy 1: "NINE-SIDE" Proceeds to throw the die at his friends toe.
Guy 2: "OMG!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT SHI*"
by TheMan1211 January 16, 2011
mugGet the Nine-Sidemug.

Nine Figures

Making 100,000,000 to 999,999,999
Me: Bro this guy makes Nine Figures but he does nothing good.
Mate: atleast i make more than you.
by TooManyFiguress September 4, 2020
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