knee-j

knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.

stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever

by thatruth34 January 1, 2008

J crook

A fat fucking twat who needs to shove their head down a toilet the ugly bastard. The most retarded person you know who will be eating mcdonalds 24 hours a day.

Hes a J crook!

by CCCracker May 25, 2023

Sidharth J

A very hot and sexy Indian with a very big dick. Has a lot of $$ and jacks off every day. He will fuck your shit up if you mess with him and he will reward loyalty. He is a son of the yakuza, (even though he is Indian) and will eventually take over the Akihabara region. Respect him, before it is too late

Girl1: Wow he is such a Sidharth J!
Girl2: Yeah, but hes nothing like the real Sidharth J

by xxxGangsterxxx May 23, 2019

abishaa j

A girl who’s name is abishaa with a second name starting with a J is a very unique person. She is the most lucky person in life and will become a billionaire in the future. She will marry a sexy man all her friends around her will be jealous of. She has great dreams she doesn’t talk about that will come true. She has the must contagious smile that can make anyone fall in love and the most pretty out of all her surroundings. She has potential of becoming a model or a Bollywood actress because of her natural beauty she was born with. All the boys have a secret crush on her that is a deep secret deep down. She is the most freaky and can turn anyone on in an instant. Also the most funny and adventurous person to be around. She is most attracted to rich boys that are protective and handsome, someone that is outgoing and would go on adventures with her. Someone that is willing to give her the world. She is most likely to be a fire sign! Her future is very positive with a lot of spending. Her soulmate is most likely to start with an: A, N, J, Or S! She is very competitive and always wants to be the best in the room, and she is!

Bro that’s Abishaa J I want her because she’s so beautiful man. She makes me happy when she’s around!

by Dr Layla Harmon December 5, 2020

Bleed J

Blow Job after period sex.

Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.

by JBG1024 August 15, 2019

Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010

Pulling a J

When the fomo is too real and you just need to come back and chat with people cause being lonely isn’t any fun.

Person 1: Hey did you see that guy that left?
Person 2: yeah, he’s pulling a j

by Python3 April 18, 2019