Sissy cone

Sissy cone a very small ice cream cone. Also used by very weird men

We went to the ice cream shop, and my penis is small so I orderd a sissy cone.

by Hi June 8, 2014

Cone

Someone who is below average at any endeavor they decide to involve themselves in.

That kid is such a fucking cone.

by Scelf AKA Dickson Machado December 26, 2024

Ass-Coning

When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.

I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!

by Aborro Watabonosk March 20, 2017

Vanilla Cone

When you are masturbating and ejaculate while your hand is at top stroke, leaving cum in your hand, like a vanilla cone drips

Bro, she was giving me a handjob and I gave her a vanilla cone.

by seniorslime October 10, 2019

Dipped Ice Cream Cone

The act of getting a blowjob seconds after giving anal.

I know some girl that will give you a dipped ice cream cone for the small 50.

by Keemmcmeme April 4, 2022

Twisty Cone

Taking a massive shit, not at all unlike soft-serve ice cream.

Oh shit, boss! I have a Pope's nose...I gotta go curl a twisty cone!

by yankee01 May 20, 2010

cone head

mentally deranged person

hey have you heard about cone head
yeah he's pretty deranged

by cone head123 October 16, 2023