grim stroke

The act of masturbating during or shortly after an event most people would consider sad or depressing

Granny had just died, but needs must. That was one grim stroke.

by aku3607 March 25, 2025

Four Stroke Little Twister

The act of missing four strokes on a golf course, getting angry, and twisting a penis.

"How was yall's round of golf?"
"It was alright but Conor had a rough go, he blew up on the 18th and gave himself a four stroke little twister."

by Collations May 4, 2025

Stroke Inducing

(Verb) The act of making hard anal love on stage to the song Silent Night in front of a paying audience.

Last night Shannon rocked my world by stroke inducing me.

by Franclitus May 11, 2022

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Stroking The Hog

It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".

Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.

by Guhly December 21, 2023

Counter-Stroke

When you play an excessive amount of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive only to lose repeatedly and get de-ranked.

Man I that was the biggest Counter-Stroke ever last night. I can't wait to play another 12 hours today!

by Counter Stroker December 28, 2021

Heat stroke

Something I get too close to having every fucking summer.
Usually comes with mosquito bites and back to school crap.

I don’t get what summer does that makes these people so happy. All it gives me is mosquito bites and heat stroke.

by CurledPawsAndStuff August 12, 2022