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pizza knees

pizza knees is what you get when you pick up a fresh pizza from the pizza parlor and hold it in your lap on the way home in the car.
I just picked up the pizza from Brothers' Pizza and now I have pizza knees.
by jewdy7 October 12, 2008
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Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza in the entire world. Pizza is honestly not considered pizza unless it has pineapple on it.
"Pineapple pizza literally makes me orgasm"
by xBungleBee June 29, 2018
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cold pizza

when a roach or more is smoked in a later smoking session
last night you had some pizza, then desert, then the cold pizza this morning?!?!
by william&elainesBAKEDGOODS&FOOD December 18, 2008
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Licorice Pizza

Name from remarks made in a comedy sketch on an album by ’60s folk singers Bud and Travis. The entertainers mused about sprinkling their records with sesame seeds and selling them as licorice pizzas.

Story in brief from the Los Angeles Times, Appril 23, 1986
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Licorice Pizza Chain Will Be Sold to American Can Unit
April 23, 1986|DENISE GELLENE | Times Staff Writer
The entertainers mused about sprinkling their records with sesame seeds and selling them as licorice pizzas.

“Jimmy thought that was funny and that it might make a good name for a store,” said Ruth Sims, senior vice president and general manager of Licorice Pizza.
by N.T. Galore September 2, 2012
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Spomered a pizza

To Spomer a pizza: When someone decides not to pay attention when cooking a frozen pizza in the oven, and decides to bake said pizza with the cardboard still underneath the pizza. The result is 1) a fire in your oven and 2) a ruined pizza, both of which will ruin your day. Named for the greatest culprit of this forgetful act, the one and only Spomer.
It was Kristen's night to cook dinner for the house, but she totally Spomered a pizza and we had to use the fire extinguisher to put the flames out. And now we are hungry.
by Bandit_0351 June 23, 2013
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alaskan pizza

the act of orgasming on a partner's face who has bad acne in sub-freezing conditions such that the semen freezes instantly on the face, resembling the cheese and pepperoni on a pizza
"It was so cold last night, my boyfriend made me an alaskan pizza."
by NaCL Words September 15, 2021
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Pizza roof

When you eat hot pizza with cheese, and burn the top of your mouth, causing pieces skin to hang down.
"This pizza just came out of the oven. If I eat it now I'll get pizza roof"
by Pete Khlong September 18, 2023
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