Another word for Penis
by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021
Get the Danger noodlemug. The worst person you will ever meet.
This person will never grow up and won't let you have your own opinion. Thininkg that they are superior and ends up being hated by everyone.
If you spot a Noodle-kun please don't talk with them
This person will never grow up and won't let you have your own opinion. Thininkg that they are superior and ends up being hated by everyone.
If you spot a Noodle-kun please don't talk with them
Karen: This boy is so annoying . He keeps insulting my skills.
Salsa: Girl he is such a Noodle-kun. Dump him!
Salsa: Girl he is such a Noodle-kun. Dump him!
by Unknown User 👤 May 27, 2020
Get the Noodle-kunmug. When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.
Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."
Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"
Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."
Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"
Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
by LS oki February 13, 2014
Get the noodle cupmug. by AlpacaMilo April 2, 2017
Get the spack-noodlemug. 
When you get so high that your mind rejects reason and becomes an Italian spaghetti/a Japanese ramen.
Bernie: "Hey, how was yesterday at Karen's?"
Max: "Dude, I smoked so much that I got high as a noodle"
Max: "Dude, I smoked so much that I got high as a noodle"
by VFortuna February 22, 2021
Get the High as a noodlemug. Kid: Mom what's taking so long!
Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.
Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.
by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017
Get the stiff noodlemug.