Stinky Hobo Vomit Trash-Can

A person who refuse to shut up while constantly complains about problems and spurns the answer as there rancid breath blows in your face.

Anna is such a stinky hobo vomit trash-can, I wish she would just go away and learn proper hygiene.

by VynilAngel December 13, 2018

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Hobo-Sexual

A Hobo-Sexual is A person ... Male or Female whom get into relationships .. rather it be Sexual or platonic just to have a place to stay.

Your a hobo-Sexual, because you married that woman to have a place to live!

by @ThaRealSoutherngal December 21, 2017

Hobo Haircut

When you scalp a presumably homeless person.

Let's go give that bloke a hobo haircut.

by Uwupolice June 30, 2021

Hobo Llama

Zach Stutzman. <3

THis one guy that I know is a hobo llama. This is for him.

by toxic rave panda October 12, 2011

Hobo-esque

Hobo-esque -- to act like a hobo.
To have all the qualities of a hobo.

That man was so hobo-esque.

by Scenox June 28, 2008

Hobo Strawberry Daiquiri

Room temperature beer mixed with low-cost strawberry jam. Strictly served without ice.

Man 1: What can I get you?
Man 2: A hobo strawberry daiquiri, please.

Man 1: Sure, I think I have some warm beer and expired strawberry jam here somewhere.

by mmm1234567 May 26, 2019