Father Ted

A really cool dude give him a high five

Father Ted is the coolest guy I have ever seen

by Bumlord4351 August 15, 2023

Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

Father

Some punk ass bitch that thinks he is cool enough to hang out with the cool kids

Person1:Hey you know that Father guy?
Person2:Yeah that stupid ass bitch that keeps trying to hang out with us?
Person1:Yessirr

by FAMILY FRIENDLY229 July 14, 2022

your father

he ran away

james: who is your father?
me: I don't know, he ran away

by willyl0ver July 30, 2022

My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

by WishIsGay June 12, 2022

Father

A person who always leaves to get milk for no fucking reason at all and will only come back when you become famous.

Father: Alright son Ima head out and get the milk
Me: But we got milk 2 hours ago
Father: You know me, you can never have too much milk!
Me: He’s not getting milk

by Amogusss June 13, 2022