ugly bastard

When a ugly midle aged man fucks your anime grill after 3 minutes of watching a potensially good anime that turned out to be a creepy huge age gap porno.

"Did you watch that recent hentai on hentaigasm? "

"Yeah dude, WTH! It had an ugly bastard in it. No thanks."

by weebjohnson December 15, 2017

Ugly Potato

Something that people call themselves when they believe they are unattractive/ugly. Can also be used as an insult.

Person a: Oh my gosh, I'm such an ugly potato.
Person b: No you're not, shut up.

Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.

Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...

by Mighty Bean Boi April 7, 2022

Bottle Ugly

When a chick or dude is so ugly that even looking at her or him through your 8th beer bottle you can tell they are still ugly.

Damn see that girl there?
Yeah she's bottle ugly
That's my girlfriend! Her name is Shay

by Janpier October 3, 2011

Ugly Bread

The first and last piece of bread in a new loaf that nobody ever eats.

"I just bought some more bread"

"Make me a sandwich? Start with the second piece though I hate the ugly bread"

by krellyfries September 30, 2011

Ugly squad

The greatest trio of human beings to ever exist. They are clowns. They are amazing. One is God, one is shrek and one is a bitchboy. Together they wreak havoc on planet earth and fuck shit up.

Don’t fuck with the (ugly squad) they’ll ruin your shit on jah

by SEXYSHREKMAN420 October 16, 2019

Ugly sister

has a butt for a face.

I have an ugly sister, called Amber.

by wampummmmmm May 26, 2020

ugly big

When you have lifted for so long and gotten so huge you have became "ugly big".

Gee that dude has been lifting since the Stone Age he is ugly big.

by Mar mess June 22, 2017