The Cat Tester

A person who tests if cats have nine lives by dropping stray cats off apartment buildings.

I was hired as 'The Cat Tester'

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

taste it

To do a faceplant and taste the dirt/snow/pavement/grass/manure/etc

I'm going to go off this wicked awsome jump, I really hope I dont taste it!

Hey, watch that chick with the high heels walking across the ice. She's gonna taste it any second now!

by Boonie Kat September 29, 2010

Teetee

When your dog has to go potty and is spinning around in a circle.

Bub had to go teetee this morning so hims went out on the lawn out back.

by Maddogg radio April 4, 2022

Taste The rainbow

When a man and women are having sex and the man puts jaw breakers and other round fruit flavored candy in her pussy and eats her out .

Women: Baby can you eat me out

Man: yes would you like me to taste the rainbow

by GustavoJDM December 30, 2010

Acquired taste

Music which is really bad. One of the main artists that suffer from this "acquired taste" syndrome is Frank Zappa.

Frank Zappa is an acquired taste

by UrbanLycan September 7, 2017

Taste the Rainbow

Shoving Skittles up an ass with your dick, and then sucking them out.

I was going to taste the rainbow, but AM/PM raised candy prices to a dollar and I only had 75 cents.

by Jak Steele June 20, 2010

Teeter

A name for an ex-boyfriend with an extremely small penis

Girl 1: hey, didn't you date that guy?
Girl 2: yeah, but we broke up because he's only 4 inches
Girl 1: damn, he's a teeter

by Thebestalpaca January 20, 2015