tech goggles

Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.

(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!

(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...

by NM Rox March 15, 2005

techsessory

contraction of tech(nological) accessory (e.g. Kindle, smart phone, mp3 player, head phones, bluetooth headset, Garmin, etc.)

Even though you left your laptop at home, the constant buzzing of the techsessories in your purse give you away as a technophile.

techsessory

by fizixgeek December 14, 2010

techstosterone

The desire to compete with other geeks over what technology is superior. The desire to have the latest and greatest technology.

Did you hear Dave and john talking about the new i-pad? The techstosterone was really flowing.

by vertgrenouille March 27, 2011

techsumer

Someone who uses technology to purchase goods and services for personal use.

The Techsumer uses their latest tech gadget to decide what they buy and where they buy it; what and where they eat or drink, who they like or retweet, etc.

by lalakrsfan August 25, 2014

Techspot

A website majorly meant for technological information, resolving of problems and full tutorial for free. Also known as Techspong
Founded by Olanipekun A.A

My phone was resolved under techspot standard

by Tyrius May 6, 2021

techie minger

a person who is quite good with computers and other technical things. also rather unattractive, hence the 'minger' part. techie mingers often work in the tech support department of a company, and know far more than is normal about the ins and outs of servers, internet connections, firewalls, etc.

"if you can't get your internet connection to work, ask simon in tech, he's a right techie minger"

by Hels86 May 11, 2006

Techignorati

A person not well-versed in technical lingo and computer saavy.

He could read computers like a book, around him I felt like a total techignorati.

by Piya October 11, 2007