toaster

my shiny friend and bringer of chargrilled goodies...

If it wasn't for my toaster I'd have to eat regular bread.

by PetesWayUK August 10, 2003

chocolate weasel teaser

a homosexual

Mihalis is a chocolate weasel teaser because he is prone to lubricating his wang and cramming it up the rectum of men, especially those unready or unsuspecting.

by bose February 17, 2004

Toaster Strudel

The act of shitting on a plate and jizzin on and it making your date eat it.

"dude, I gave my tolo date a Toaster Strudel last night."

by Jimmy Rogers May 5, 2008

toaster

A toasting device.

No time to make toast! I'm late for work! Unless... *Takes toaster into shower* AAAHHHH *ZAP*

by TOASTER January 27, 2004

toasterhead

cool beans guy

toasterhead is poppin' fresh, dood

by Lowtacks July 29, 2003

Toaster

When a sunburned ass releases a turd.

In fear of making a toaster, Britney Spears applied a large ammount of lotion on her rear.

by Stahl June 28, 2006

Toaster

When your Hemorrhoids flare up.

My ass feels like a toaster.!!

by aliikoa January 5, 2011