Thicke of the Night

Based on Alan Thicke's failed talk show "Thicke of the Night", this sexual act takes place while spooning your lady. The male must be the 'spooner', meaning he faces the backside of the woman. While she sleeps, he proceeds to slip his engorged penis into her dirty starfish, or anus.

Two things will happen as this takes place:

1. Your hair will form into a rock-hard brillo pad-esq shell and you will speak in a pinched arrogant tone bemoaning Michael's inability get his act together because he spends too much time hanging with Boner.

2. The position, like it's talk show namesake, will be cancelled as your lady's dirty starfish pinches off your manhood.

I gave Charlize a Thicke of the Night when she fell asleep watching Growing Pains.

by John Stone December 13, 2008

thick burger

A thick, big boned girl. This includes, but is not limited to, chubby, excessively muscular, and otherwise large girls.

Sharon used to be thin in highschool, but she drank too much at college and now she's a thick burger.

by William Braskey March 24, 2008

Thickly

Mark says "not really new but yes. it's essentially a (potentially) less offensive way of saying phat or fat. thickly"

Mark's definition of "Thickly" is lame.

by Sexylikeaduck February 12, 2009

Thick'd

Doing something against your friends or without a plan and then making a fuss about it

We died because instead of helping us you run to explore that hill.Yeah, we got thick'd.

by Isucatall October 9, 2017

Thick

A politically correct term used in place of 'fat' in order to make girls feel better about themselves.

Synonyms: Fat, curvy, wide, large, big, thicc, plump, etc.

John: I love thick girls!

Jack: Do you mean fat girls?

by bucknuggets April 29, 2020

“Thick with two C’s”

When a woman is powerful, self-assured, and all sorts of alluring.

Rosie the Riveter vibes on that “Thick with two C’s” energy.

by Swizzy Swag March 29, 2022

Innocent thickie

Whilst indulging in group anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, three guys secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting thicker creamy mix of semen and faeces produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent thickie.

"Dood, we nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent thickie all over the sheets!"

by Sodafreek November 6, 2009